http://www.tapewormhelp.com/funny-sayings-needed.php Tape Worm Medicine and other Pet Worm Help Fri, 12 Mar 2010 00:02:26 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 hourly 1 http://www.tapewormhelp.com/funny-sayings-needed.php/comment-page-1#comment-2165 kellybuckelew2000 Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:09:08 +0000 http://www.tapewormhelp.com/funny-sayings-needed.php#comment-2165 Well to be perfectly honest, you already got most of the good ones I would have used....priceless. I might add: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway. I used to eat a lot of natural foods, until I learned that most people die of natural causes. If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about him? Who was the first person to look at a cow.......and say, "I think that I will squeeze those dangled things and drink whatever comes out!".......... Friends don't let friends date ugly guys or drive junker cars. and last ....but not least... why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed, if he is going to look "up there" anyway??? You have a wonderful day...and thank you Well to be perfectly honest, you already got most of the good ones I would have used….priceless.
I might add:
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods, until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
If Jimmy cracks corn, and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Who was the first person to look at a cow…….and say, "I think that I will squeeze those dangled things and drink whatever comes out!"……….
Friends don’t let friends date ugly guys or drive junker cars.
and last ….but not least…
why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed, if he is going to look "up there" anyway???
You have a wonderful day…and thank you

]]> http://www.tapewormhelp.com/funny-sayings-needed.php/comment-page-1#comment-2166 advice giver & needer! Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:09:08 +0000 http://www.tapewormhelp.com/funny-sayings-needed.php#comment-2166 SORRY!!!! WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN...MY NAME IS JENNY...I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH RED/ORANGE HAIR, PENCIL SHAVINGS THAT GOT SHOVED UP MY BUTT , MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT, I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE...YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ME SORRY!!!! WHEN U ALREADY START READING THIS DONT STOP OR ELSE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN…MY NAME IS JENNY…I AM 7 YEARS OLD WITH RED/ORANGE HAIR, PENCIL SHAVINGS THAT GOT SHOVED UP MY BUTT , MY MOTHER BEATS ME I LIVE IN A CELL WITH NO WINDOWS DOORS AND NO LIGHT, I HAVE RED SCARY EYES AND IHAVE NO NOSE OR EARS. I AM DEAD. IF YOU DONT SEND THIS TO 15PPL B4 U GO TO BED I WILL APPEAR 2NIGHT WITH A KNIFE AND KILL U THIS IS NO JOKE SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO U AT 10:22 SOMEONE WILL CALL YOU OR TALK TO YOU ONLINE AND SAY I LOVE YOU OR ASK YOU OUT BUT HERES THE CATCH, YOU HAVE TO SEND IT TO 15 DIFFERENT PEOPLE…YOU CANNOT SEND IT TO ME

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